howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

im gonna fill the hole in my heart with concert tickets and vinyls and acoustic sing alongs and new albums and old albums and good lyrics and bad lyrics and lyrics i want to tattoo across every inch of my skin and harmonies and melodies im gonna inject good music into my fuckin viens 

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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All Time Low - It's A Picture Of My Cock (On Your Computer)
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farts-on-fire-tonight:

jagkbarakittylikesthrust:

farts-on-fire-tonight:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME CRY

new ringtone

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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hey arnold isnt an anime u fucking moron
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hotwinger:

Then how the fuck do you explain this??

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Checkmate, you weeabitch.

Hey Arnold! is my favorite anime.

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A