WHAT YOUR DASHBOARD WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE IN 2011 IM CRYING IT WAS A DARK TIME
my pepsi tastes like shit
oh fyi this blog will consist of cute boys and art and food and shit and an asston of text posts be prepared ok know what kind of derping you’re getting yourself into.
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
haha my planet is uranus and i’m 12 years old hahahaha
it looks like his jimmies were rustled
I love seeing medical articles with photographs depicting period cramps like this
when it actually feels more like
making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test